Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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