there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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