Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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