That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
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another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
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Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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