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penguin condom
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
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If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
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I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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