We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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