just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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