Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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