the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
The struggles of a small town man whore
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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