so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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