Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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