i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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