Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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