And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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