When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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