talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
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I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
jump out the window naked night went bad
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