And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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