And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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