I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads