chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?