At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
