He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
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I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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