Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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