The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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