Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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