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(917): View more from New York City

Sober January is a disaster.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.

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(802): View more from Vermont

I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'

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(704): View more from North Carolina

There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.

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(217): View more from Illinois

this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members

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(309): View more from Illinois

he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him

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(540): View more from Virginia

Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same

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