hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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