So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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