The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
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he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
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He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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