More tranny stories later!
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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