Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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