i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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