Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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