Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
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THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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