Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
