I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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