so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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