Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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