I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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