I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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