yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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