Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
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Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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