There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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