I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
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Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
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Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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