Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
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After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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