i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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