sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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