cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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