Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
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My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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