He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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