and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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