Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
he thought i was a dude.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
