Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I hope mine doesn't look like that
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
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think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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