Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(281): View more from Texas

I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.

(713): View more from Texas

I'm coming over.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?

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(714): View more from California

you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them

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(443): View more from Maryland

He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.

(315): View more from New York

You would pick up a guy in AA.

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(408): View more from California

He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this

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(443): View more from Maryland

WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock

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(760): View more from California

Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.

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