Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.