grandma shit on top of the toilet
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
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Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.