Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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